Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful holiday soiree this season. I want to apologize in advance for taking your spotlight once I arrive. After all, I do have my secret weapon… Gwynnie Bee. A subscription rental clothing service that offers unlimited exchanges, thousands of styles, available in sizes 0-32.
Every party I’m attending this season goes the same way: first, is the several heads turn and looks of awe as I walk past, followed by an outpour of compliments and praise, which then turns into herds of guests gathering around me as I explain how I didn’t have to buy my outfit, and finally the swarm of questions – suddenly I’ve hijacked your party!
Listen, Karen: your decor IS blindingly eye-catching and your appetizers are absolutely Food Network worthy, but there is an allure about me, and my always new – always cute outfits, that I never have to buy… and this my dear Karen, will always overshadow your gaudy decor and ridiculously massive spread of appetizers (seriously Karen, how much of this was store-bought??).
It’s not too late though Karen, your well-earned spotlight can still be saved! Just sign up for Gwynnie Bee and the attention can be all yours. Well, mostly yours. 😉 I still look way better than you, Karen.
The GB Party Crasher
::crashing parties I’m already invited to::